Well, I don't really celebrate Christmas but I do have some theories on why Mr Clause is the father of Christmas.
1- You never see strangers give you free things, so if Santa is the father of Christmas he could be somewhat related to you.
2- No one looked good with the beer belly and the beard. Santa definitely pulls that on trendy.
3- He has Rudolf the Deer.
4- Elf are cranky so getting them to work for you must mean you are someone really successful.
5- The fact that he called HO, HO, HO was a quoted as one the most famous quote of all time.
I know, this does not prick a shit out of Christmas or Santa but I'm bored.
By the way, did you ever notice girls that Santa calles you a Ho 3 times every year during Christmas.
Merry Christmas!
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